Funny Hindi SMS Shayari

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
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Kuch pal hote hain kuch pal k liye
ji le inhe har pal k liye
Ye waqt to ret ki tarah fissal jayega
de jayega yaade umar bhar k liye.
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Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia
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Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen’
bahaana gam kaa hota
hum inke ghar to aate
aai murkh tere liye yeh bolna bhi paap hoga.
… kisi din tu bhi kisi haseena kaa baap hoga !
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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
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Chaand ko garoor hai
ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai
ki mera dost Langoor hai
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Suna hai Yaad may hamari,
kisi ko loose motion lag gaye hain….?
Chalo Hain to ye bhi aansu,
bas zara rasta bhatak gaye hain….
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Shiyari Se Tujhe Koi Kam Nai,
Tu Qatal B Karde Tu Tujh Pe Elzam Nai
Kabhi Tu Ayega Tu Mere Ghar Dawat Khane
Palang Pe Lita K Na Choda Tu Mera Naam Nai.
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Shraab dard ki dawa hai
Peene se koi khraabi nahi
Dil ke dard se peete hain
Waise hum Shraabi nahi…
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Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga…




                        (@MANI BHAI @)