Saturday 30 April 2011

Shayari # Yadien


Kuch Waday ,Qassmain, Yadien thien,
Kuch Kushian Kuch Fur-yadain thein,

Kuch Cahraey thy jo bayganay thy,
Kuch dohkay thy jo kahey they,

Ab pass Hamray KUCH b nahi,
Bus yadoon ki Zanjeerain hain

Kuch Rung urri Tusweerain hain,
Kuch lufaz mitin Tehreerein hain,

AUR PASS HAMARY KUCH B NAHI…!


 (@MANI BHAI @)  


Dulhan Bankar…

Urdu Ashaar


Bari mudat sey chaha hey tumhain
Bari duaoon sey paya hai tumhain…
Tumhain bhulaaney ka socho b kasey
Kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tumhain…!!
`
Lafzon Ke Fasaane Dhondhte Hain Hum Log
Lamhon Mai Zamaane Dhondhte Hain Hum Log
Tu Zehr Hi De Sharaab Keh Kar Saaqi
Jeene Ke Bahaane Dhondhte Hain Hum Log…
`
Raabton, Rishton Mai Uljhan Thi Bohot
Is Nizam-E-Shehr Mai Rehne Ki Himmat Hi Na Ki
Lafz Yeh Logon Mai Raij Tha “Bohot”
Is Liye Is Shehr Mai Hum Ne Mohabbat Hi Na Ki…
`
Har Taraf Aap Ki Yaad Par Laga Ke Pehra
Jee Kara Kar Ke Betha Tha Ke Mat Yad Aye
Nagahan dil kisi baat par aesa dukha,
Mai Bohot Roya, Mujhe Aap Bohot Yad Aye…
`
Duniya To Hai Kaanton Ka Bichona Pyaare
Tum Hum Se Kabhi Hona Na Judaa Pyaare
Aao Mil Kar Dukh Ke Lamhe Kaaten
Ik Jashn Hai Sath Sath Rona Pyaare…
`
Rota Hun To Ahbaab Bura Maante Hain
Hansta Hun To Mujrim Mujhe Gardante Hain
Har Haal Mai Aetiraaz Karne Waale
Nadaan Mere Halaat Kahan Jaante Hain…
`
Lipta Hai Mere Dil Se Kisi Raaz Ki Surat
Wo Shakhs Ke Jis Ko Mera Hona Bhi Nahi Hai
Yeh Ishq-O-Mohabbat Ki Riwayat Bhi Ajab Hai
Paana Bhi Nahi Hai, Usse Khona Bhi Nahi Hai..
`
Dekhte Hain Aaj Hum Us Raah Ki Weeraaniyan
Yaaron Ke Sang Kaati Jahan Hum Ne Zindaganiyan
Guzar Gaya Wo Daur, Bichar Gaye Sab Dost
Sath Reh Gaen To Un Lamhon Ki Kahaniyaan..
`
Kisi Ki Dhun, Kisi Ke Gumaan Mai Rehte Hain
Hum Ek Khuwab Ki Surat Jahan Mai Rehte Hain
Ghamon Ki Dhoop Se Darte Nahi Hain Wo Amjad
Kisi Nigaah Ke Jo Saiybaan Mai Rehte Hain..
`
Jab Rooh Kisi Bojh Se Thak Jaati Hai
Ahsaas Ki Lo Aur Bhi Barh Jaati Hai
Mai Barhta Hun Zindagi Ki Janib Lekin
Zanjeer Si Paon Mai Chanak Jaati Hai..


 (@MANI BHAI @)  


Urdu Poetry Ashaar


Yeh Dard Ke Tukre Hain, Ashaar Nahi Saaghar
Hum Kaanch Ke Dhaage Mai Zakhmon Ko Pirotey Hain..
`
Aao Kisi Shab Mujhe Toot Ke Bikharta Dekho
Meri Ragon Mai Zehr Judaai Ka Utarta Dekho
Kis Kis Adaa Se Tujhe Maanga Hai Khuda Se
Aao Kabhi Mujhe Sajdon Mai Sisakta Dekho..
`
Bekhabar Tujhe Kiya Khabar,
Teri Aankhon Mai Kesa Jamal Hai
Tujhe Dekh Le Jo Bas Ik Nazar,
Us Ki Aankhon Mai Phir Yeh Sawal Hai..
`
Mujh Se Bichar Kar, Mujh Ko Rula Kar Udaas Tha
Meri Tarah Wo Khud Ko Jala Kar Udaas Tha
Aese Ajeeb Dard Ke Pehre The Chaar Soo
Ab Ke Wo Mere Shehr Mai Aa Kar Udaas Tha…
`
Dil Ke Liye Dard Bhi Roz Naya Chahiye
Zindagi To Hi Bata Kaise Jiya Chahiye
Maano Meri Kazmi, Tum Ho Bhaley Aadmi
Phir Wohi Aawargi, Kuch To Haya Chahiye…


 (@MANI BHAI @)  

Friendship SMS for Mobile

Dosti SMS Shayari in Hindi

Kamyabi kabhi badi nahi hoti,
Pane wale hamesha bade hote hai.
Darar kabhi badi nahi hoti,
Bharne wale hamesha bade hote hai.
Itihaas ke har panne par likha hai,
Dosti kabhi badi nahi hoti,
Nibhane wale hamesha bade hote hai…


 (@MANI BHAI @)  

 

Duniya Badal Gaye Hai Chatting Se :)


 (@MANI BHAI @)  

 

Funny SMS Shayaris..


Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

APPLE KAT’TA HO KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HO PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAI
JUTAI KHATA HO TUM WIFE SE

Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,
Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,
Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.

Internet par ladki pataayi
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
Internet par divorce ho gaya
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI
Tum WO MAJNOO HAI
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Na ishq karna mere yaar
ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati hai
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati hai

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi..

Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab PYAAR kehte hain!

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE
YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai..

Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par
leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE
YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya
Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.
Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,
Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.

Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai,
Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai,
Na jane kis raste se aap aaoge,
Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.


 (@MANI BHAI @)  




Comedy Shayari..Lol


Saari umr hum
Guest service main mar gaye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do
Saari umr hum
Guest service main mar gaye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again

Kandhon ko laptop
Ke bojh ne jhukaya

Guest se jhoot bolna tho khud
Manager ne sikhaya

Medical ki joothi report laaoge to chhuti, varna kismat futi
Guest service kar kar ke pada Dimag pe
FRONT OFFICE, F B, FOOD PRODUCTION AND HOUSE KEEPING ka bukhar.

Is Project ne to sala poora..
Poora bheja pakka daala

Career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
jeene do jeene do
Career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
jeene do jeene do

Saari umru hum
Guest service main jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….


 (@MANI BHAI @)  

Hum to dil deneko


Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hain,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baithe hain,
Par haaye re meri kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.


 (@MANI BHAI @)  

FUNNY

Funny Shayari SMS Messages


Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.
`
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning
`
Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…
`
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…
`
Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
`
jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
`
Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai…

 (@MANI BHAI @)  

Funny Hindi Shayari for Friends


Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge
`
Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai
`
Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.
`
Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.
`
Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.
`
Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.
`
Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.
`
Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.
 (@MANI BHAI @)  

Pyaar Banaam Dosti


Ek sawaali ne kahan janab ye to samjha-eeye..
pyar aur dosti me fark hume bhi batla-eeye..

dosti mehfil hai to pyar tanhaee hai….
dosti sohrat hai to pyar rushwaee hai..
dekar jawab main zanibe manjil ko chal diya..
galat hai aap,, usne ye keh diya..

log pyar ki karte hai ibadat,
pyar hi khushi hai dete hai nashihat..
pyar zindagi hai,pyar hi shabaab hai..
aapke zanib dosti ka isse bhi uncha khitaab hai..??

dosti ka hai martaba uncha ye tu maan le sawaali..
mumkin nahi pyar bin dosti ke ye tu jaan le sawaali.

na ho yakee to aazma le ek bar DOSTI ko..
tajurbah mera taakeed karega har bar dosti ko..!!!


 (@MANI BHAI @)  

Kasur na unka hai na mera…


Kasur na unka hai na mera,
Hum dono rishton ki rashme nibhate rahe.
Who dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe,
Hum mohabbat to dil me chhupate rahe…


  (@MANI BHAI @) 

Dosti Shayari


Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !
`
Karni mujhe khuda se kuch fariyad baki hai.
Hame unse kehni kuch baat baki hai.
Maut aayegi to keh denge zara ruk,
Abhi mere dost se ek mulakat baki hai.
`
Kal fir yehi sama hoga,
Hum mein se kaun na jane kahan hoga,
Murjhaye phool to mil jayenge kitabo mein,
Par bichhade dosto ka shayad hi koi pata hoga….
`
Dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye,
dukh-sukh me de sath vo yar chahiye,
hum kisi ko bhulate nahi lekin
jo yad rakkhe hame vo yar chahiye……
`
Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga,
Jo na dekha kabhi woh sama hoga….
Us jahan ke saare hasin nazaron ki kasam,
Aap sa pyara dost dusra kaha hoga….


 (@MANI BHAI @)  

Dosti Shayari in English


Dosti ka pehala paigaam aapke naam,
jindgi ki aakhri saans aapke naam,
rahe salamat yeh dosti apni,
ise salamat rakhana aapka kaam.
`
Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega,
jub hum hi na rahenge tho dosti kaun karega,
Aye khuda, mere dost ko salaamat rakhna,
varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega!
`
Har dua kubul nahi hoti,
Har aarzu puri nahi hoti …
Jinke dil me aap jaise dost rehte ho,
Unke liye dhadkan bhi jaruri nahi hoti….
`
Haquiqat mohabbat ki judai hoti hain.
pyar may to sirf ruswai hoti hain.
hamari taraf haath bada kar to dekho.
dosti may kitni sachaai hoti hain.
`
Dil me tumhare apni kami chood jayenge,
Ankhome intezar ki lakir chood jayenge,
Yaad rakhna dhundte rahoge hame,
Dosti ki aisi kahani chood jayenge.


 (@MANI BHAI @)  

Dosti Shayari SMS


Phool bankar muskrana zindagi hai…,
Muskara ke Gum bhulana zindagi hai…,
Milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua….,
Bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai…
`
Dil ki hasti mit gayi hoti,
aur sare dard badh gaye hote,
jindgi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai,
varna hum to kab ke bikhar gaye hote..
`
Aao Ab koi Dost Aisa Banaya jaye
jise Palkon pe Sajaya jaye
Rahe uska mera rishta kuch is tarha ke ,ki
vo rahe Bhukha toh humse Bhi kuch khaya na jaye…
`
Dosti ke bhi apne andaz hote hai,
Jagti aankho me khwab hote hai,
Soyi aankho me sailab hote hai,
Kyo ki dosti k rishte to nayab hote hai…….
`
Kaho usi se jo na kahe kisi se!
Maango usi se jo dede khushi se !
Chaho use jo tumhe mile kismat se !
Dosti karo usi se jo hamesha nibhaye hasi se..


 (@MANI BHAI @)  

Bewafai..

Bewafa Shayari in Hindi


Bewafa se Wafaa
Uske khathonko phaad diya
Thasweeronko bhi jala diya
Jobhi nishaaniyaan hai unko khatham kardiya
Lekinnnnnnn…..
Hamari har saans me, meri har nas me jo samaa gaya
Hamare khayaalon me jo chaagaya
Hamein jo apna diwaana banaagaya
Saare dunian se bekhabar banaagaya
Kehtha tha hum uski zindagi hain, merehi zindagiko mujhse cheengaya
Kaisa a sitham kargaya
Jeethe ji mujhe maargaya
Aye sanam, yeh thoone kya kardiya?! kyaaaaa kardiya?!

*******
Jaathe jaathe humpe ek ehsaantho karjaathe
Thoda zeher apne haathonse dejaathe
Aakhri deedaartho karlethe
Hamare janaaze ko khaandatho dejaathe!


 (@MANI BHAI @)  

Tanha reh gaye….


Waade toh bahut hai kiye hue,
mushkil waqt main chod ke chal diye,
bewafa kahe unko ya khud ko bewakuf,
zindagi me toh ab tanha reh gaye…


 (@MANI BHAI @)  

Bhula na Sake…


Dur jaa ke tumse dur naa ja sake,
kitna roye , kisiko bata naa sake.
Gam ye nahi ki, aap mil na sake,
Dard bas ye hai ki, 1 pal k lie bhi apko bhula naa sake…


 (@MANI BHAI @)  

Judai..


Kabhi Kisi se Judai mat karna,
iss Dost se rushvayi mat karna.
Jab DIl Bhar jaye toh Hame Bata dena,
Naa Batakar Bewafai Mat Karna…


 (@MANI BHAI @)  



Meri Tanhai..

Meri Tanhai ka mujhe gila nahi,
kya hua jab koi mujhe mila nahi.
phir bhi dua karenge aapke vaaste,
aap ko wo sab mile, jo mujhe mila nahi…


 (@MANI BHAI @)   

Friday 29 April 2011

Sara Jahann…


Jab Unke pass Mera dil gaya,
Udas chehra khil gaya.
Unhone bhi kar diya IZHARR – E – Mohabbat,
phir aisa laga jaise sara jahan mil gaya…


 (@MANI BHAI @) 



Tera Ghar


Youn toh tera ghar mere ghar se dur naa tha,
Logon ko tera milna manjur naa tha.
utha late tujhe tere ghar se,
par ye mere ghar ka DASTUR naa tha…


 (@MANI BHAI @)  

Khel dilon ka hai…


Bas ye khel dilon ka hai
chalta hi rehta hai,
hazaro khushiyon ke pal aye zindgi mai,
par kyun tanhai ka vo pal khalta hi rehta hai
hum lakh hase duniya ke age
par andar to kuch jalta hi rehta hai…


 (@MANI BHAI @)  

terii baateN hii sunaane aaye


terii baateN hii sunaane aaye
dost bhii dil hii dukhaane aaye

phuul khilte haiN to ham sochte haiN
tere aane ke zamaane aaye

(zamaane : seasons)

aisii kuchh chup sii lagii hai jaise
ham tujhe haal sunaane aaye


 (@MANI BHAI @)  

aabalaapaa koii is dasht meN aayaa hogaa


aablaapaa ko’ii is dasht meN aayaa hogaa
varnaa aaNdhii meN diyaa kis ne jalaayaa hogaa

(aablaapaa : blisters in foot, frenzied; dasht : ruins)

zarre zarre pe jaRe hoNge kuNvaare sajde
ek ek but ko Khudaa us ne banaayaa hogaa


 (@MANI BHAI @) 


Thursday 28 April 2011

ab bhalaa chhoR ke ghar kyaa karte


ab bhalaa chhoR ke ghar kyaa karte
shaam ke vaqt safar kyaa karte

terii masruufiyateN jaante the
apne aane kii Khabar kyaa karte


(@MANI BHA @) 

Wednesday 27 April 2011

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Tuesday 26 April 2011

Shayari from Ghajini Movie..


Bas ab ek haan ke intezaar me raat yunhi guzar jaayegi,
ab toh bas uljhan hai saath mere neend kahan aayegi,
Subah ki kiran na jaane konsa sandesh laayegi,
rimjhim is gungunayegi ya pyaas adhuri reh jaayegi…


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